A Paper Doll Wardrobe Would Be Rad!

It's a lovely Tuesday and I've been running around like a maniac.  I started my day off by spilling my breakfast (while driving to work) on my blue silk dress.  Okay, the dress is actually my sister's, but still...I look like a slobby slob.  I found myself thinking that if I were a paper doll, I could flap on a new outfit in a jiffy!  Wouldn't that be lovely!  You know you loved paper dolls too and you're agreeing with my right now. 

Having the paper doll wardrobe would be a total advantage...especially during construction season.  I spend the majority of my time in the office on the phone and at the 'puter, so I dress for the office.  Yesterday I visited the job-site in ballet flats and a flipping cardigan.  Seriously?  If I was a paper doll, I could've flapped on some boots, jeans and a jacket...and ventured into the mud.  That's a good time. 
Gnomes! Because they're funny!
I haven't played with paper dolls since I was about ten.  Grandma Nonie had the BEST paper dolls...old ones, new ones, fat ones, and gnome ones.  Yeah, really.  (As I read that last sentence I realize that Grandma would've scolded me for using "ones"...but I'm keeping it there).  Every visit to Grandma and Grandpa's house was awesome.  Seriously.  If she wasn't paying us "two bits" to clean the playroom we messed up, she was keeping us busy with crafts.  FUN crafts!  We can talk about all of that later.  There are endless Grandma Nonie stories...  (xoxo)  Do kiddos still play with paper dolls?  Or is that so...three decades ago? 


While you think about your potential paper doll wardrobe, check out some of these beauts.
Punk Rock! In case you're feeling S&M-ish...
I don't know what the hell these are...but they are AWESOME!!!!!!!
I'm not sure who would want these...since they don't have any clothes.
But wait...here's Lafayette's wardrobe
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Shit yeah!

Oh yes, we should all learn to dress like Gaga.  A meat dress is so classy...

And last...but not least.

From your friends at queergeek.com
You know you want to play with this one...
I'm definitely printing this shit for chubby hubby.

Happy Tuesday. Focker Out.

Comments

wagthedad said…
OK, so all of that seriously freaks me out. Good job of finding it! Wow. Who wants those? Who knew that paper dolls could get so porno? Yet another thing I'm going to have to hide/prevent/explain now that my daughter's getting an allowance

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