The Beer Belly
Literally and figuratively! This is a follow up to last week's post Rotten Headache Friday. I think I already established that my group of friends likes alcohol. Yes, that includes me. That becomes apparent on super duper nights like the "one time in Cordova when I danced on a high table while wearing a football helmet"...another story for another time. You know when you're younger and you're always scheming ways to sneak alcohol into places you shouldn't? Um yeah...that doesn't go away as you get older!
So...there we were - seven grown adults sitting around between softball games at our state tourney last week. We had to head out to the parking lot to drink our non $3.50 a pop beer, from the back of our rigs, in the rain. Awesome. We were lamenting that it would be so awesome to just be able to sneak our beer in under our shirts. Of course I googled it, because someone had to have already thought of it. No shit. Here it is. The Beer Belly! This thing even comes with ice packs!
Their marketing " The Beerbelly brings Freedom to the Beverage! Now you can drink WHAT you want, WHEN you want, WHERE you want, with no hassles and for less money! What more could you ask for? Now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane, anywhere, YOU DECIDE!"
Genius, pure genius. We were all pretty pissed off that we didn't think of it first.
Then we saw the "WineRack"...shit yeah! We're in, sign us up!
Here's a "cheers" to ingenious alcoholics around the world! Salud!
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| I kind of wish they'd picked an ugly, fat guy to model... |
So...there we were - seven grown adults sitting around between softball games at our state tourney last week. We had to head out to the parking lot to drink our non $3.50 a pop beer, from the back of our rigs, in the rain. Awesome. We were lamenting that it would be so awesome to just be able to sneak our beer in under our shirts. Of course I googled it, because someone had to have already thought of it. No shit. Here it is. The Beer Belly! This thing even comes with ice packs!
Their marketing " The Beerbelly brings Freedom to the Beverage! Now you can drink WHAT you want, WHEN you want, WHERE you want, with no hassles and for less money! What more could you ask for? Now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane, anywhere, YOU DECIDE!"
Genius, pure genius. We were all pretty pissed off that we didn't think of it first.
Then we saw the "WineRack"...shit yeah! We're in, sign us up!Here's a "cheers" to ingenious alcoholics around the world! Salud!
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