Rotten Headache Friday
Whose idea was it to consume a magnum of seven-young-blondes last night? When you're laughing your ass off with a bunch of crazy chicks, it's hard to keep track of how many times you're siphoning the liquid out. Especially when you're telling stories that originated from a drinking episode...like getting Jaeger-rufied (another story, another time). Amazingly enough, I picked up an english accent along the way. It came in handy while talking into the wine bottle and listening from the wine glass...like an old fashioned candlestick phone. There may have been some "brrring, brrring" ringing too. Okay, there was.
There was this one time when TNT and I decided to hit the weekly mead tasting at our local joint. It was so tasty...lined up along the bar and boasting delicious names, like Southern Heat, Honey Do, and Gingerly. In fact, we enjoyed it so much that we purchased an entire case of the stuff. A few weeks later, we decided to bust out some of our "special occasion" mead. The Superbowl is a special occasion, right? Mead is fun and should be enjoyed occasionally. Check out our local joint: Celestial Meads. You should take a DD with you to the mead tasting...trust us.
At any rate. I thought we could all use some creative juice to honor our consumption habits.
Make your own damned wine. Because this photo makes it look really fun. Oh yeah...you bend over that cask and I'll pretend like I'm working these grapes over. I'm pretty sure this scenario would lead to very bad things in my household. HA!
Make your own damned wine glasses. It's a two-fold recycling gig...drink the wine, make a glass, drink more wine, make more glasses, etc. Glorious! Chubby Hubby doesn't know it, but I've been stashing away wine and cham-pag-ne bottles for the last year. When he finds the stash, he's going to be pissed. Can't wait. Or maybe that's a "project" for a two week on schedule.
Make your damned wine look good. Design*Sponge has a fabulous little tutorial for making a wine wrap...or coozie as we call them. This also comes in handy, if you're trying to hide the goodness. Just modify the pattern for height and use some camouflage fabric. El Husbando will never catch on that you've become a wine-o.
Because I am a procrastinator and I can't find my sewing machine under the sh*t, I will stick with my sock monkey coozie. Totally under the radar.
Okay...last but not least (since it might be a beer night). How to make a beer bong...because some of us never grow up. Plus, these guys know how to make a video. Check it out! Awesome!
Enjoy your Frosty Beverage Friday!
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| Brrrriiing, Brrriiiing. |
There was this one time when TNT and I decided to hit the weekly mead tasting at our local joint. It was so tasty...lined up along the bar and boasting delicious names, like Southern Heat, Honey Do, and Gingerly. In fact, we enjoyed it so much that we purchased an entire case of the stuff. A few weeks later, we decided to bust out some of our "special occasion" mead. The Superbowl is a special occasion, right? Mead is fun and should be enjoyed occasionally. Check out our local joint: Celestial Meads. You should take a DD with you to the mead tasting...trust us.
At any rate. I thought we could all use some creative juice to honor our consumption habits.
Make your own damned wine glasses. It's a two-fold recycling gig...drink the wine, make a glass, drink more wine, make more glasses, etc. Glorious! Chubby Hubby doesn't know it, but I've been stashing away wine and cham-pag-ne bottles for the last year. When he finds the stash, he's going to be pissed. Can't wait. Or maybe that's a "project" for a two week on schedule.
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| Makes the wine taste better. |
Because I am a procrastinator and I can't find my sewing machine under the sh*t, I will stick with my sock monkey coozie. Totally under the radar.
Okay...last but not least (since it might be a beer night). How to make a beer bong...because some of us never grow up. Plus, these guys know how to make a video. Check it out! Awesome!
Enjoy your Frosty Beverage Friday!
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