Frick'n Frack February

What do you do when you're superbly overwhelmed and you're not sure if you should take a fight or flight stance? You blog about nothing...like women's names that rhyme with a female body part.  Just kidding, no Mulva here.

Random musings for today...

1. I've been hearing a commercial for weeks now...it starts of with "do you have a bad gag reflex?" and "do you have a problem getting numb?". I know, right?! It stops me in my tracks and I giggle like a14 year old boy in sex ed class. So, um - it's a commercial for "knocked out" dentistry - aka sedated dentistry. But that gets me started on another thought tangent that doesn't end well for the sedated patient with a gag reflex. 
2. I got a text from my Mom yesterday that contained this sentence "Make sure you have an oil - olive, avocado, or coconut as a form of lube so you can po and ...". What the Foxtrot? I don't know about you, but I read this and assumed that she thought I should be using an all-natural oil as a form of lube. And I didn't understand the "po" part. Bahahaha...turns out she was talking about keeping your guts lubed up to poo. I feel like I should clarify that we're in the middle of a cleanse (more on that later) and she's obviously worried about my poo. And...she's new to texting, so I didn't give her any grief.
3. Speaking of poo, bathrooms make me really happy. Especially when your bathroom has been demolished for almost two years and it magically re-appears. By magically re-appearing, I mean you hire your construction crew to finish the demo el husbando started. That really lights a fire under his OCD ass - dust/debris everywhere and no toilet. So here's a peek at before and after...they're not very exciting photos, but you get the idea. Bonus - after almost two years without the bathroom, I feel like I'm entering a lovely spa every morning. 

 

Hope y'all have a fabulous day!  :)